Funny Tips for Gambling Fans

In various articles published on Casinoz, we gave many valuable tips to gamblers. These included standard advice to visitors of real and virtual casinos, strategies for individual games, explanations of many complex issues related to the psychological aspects of the game in general, critiques of betting systems, etc.

Witty Tips for Gamblers

But who said that playing in the casino should be tough? Money is involved, and not everyone is ready to joke with them. But if you do not mind looking at gambling with the funny side, here are some fun tips.

Just do not take them seriously. They will not help you beat the casino. Though... Who knows...

Work on Facial Expressions

Poker face is not only crucial in poker. Let the bastard dealers know who to contact. Sit with a stony expression that no one guessed what emotions rage inside you. Yes, it will not help you collect royal flush in poker or win on all hands in blackjack, but at least make others keep their mouths shut, and they will not bother you with stupid recommendations.

However, if you are mistaken for a real professional, you may gather around the pit bosses and inspectors to monitor your every move. But here you decide which is more important.

Look For Money in Unexpected Places

In the brick-and-mortar casinos, you can get money in numerous places, not just in a game. Coins, banknotes, and chips can be found under tables near cash registers, pokie machines, and other unexpected places. You can look back on the prowl if you are unafraid to earn some not-so-decent nickname.

In online casinos, you also can check it. There may be no entry fee tournaments, free bonuses, birthday rewards, etc.

Do Not Hesitate to Run Down the Hall

Not literally, of course. But changing places, games, tables, or machines is sometimes very useful.

• Firstly, it helps to resist gambling.
• Secondly, warm-up is always helpful.
• Thirdly, sometimes it is profitable to play for various reasons at some tables or in some games (e.g., Jokers, number of players, range of bets, inexperienced dealers, and so on).

Hurry Up Waiters

Do you think they work so slowly because they have a lot of orders? Or do you hope they are trying hard to cook an exclusive dish for you? They are slow, so you do not run away with the win.

Since you ordered a dish, you'll have to wait until they bring it. So do not be afraid to rush the waiter or at least tell him to bring you a table in the restaurant, because you can wait a long time at the tables.

People Know What They Say

Any professional player will tell you that all signs popular in a casino are nonsense. But where does such confidence come from? Common symptoms have been composed for centuries, so do not rush to deny them based on the opinions of some gurus.

• You should never tip while you are lucky. If you lose everything, you will have nothing to tip.
• Do not lend money.
• Do not sit in an unlucky place.

Behave like an old rustic grandmother; good luck will surely be with you.

Don't Skimp on Good Advice

You've been studying casino games for a long time. You have read several books on gambling. You follow the articles on Casinoz. You have several years of casino playing experience under your belt.

It's obvious that you know the gambling business better than these losers who have piled into the casinos. So share your knowledge with them.

How? With wise counsel.

• Correct the newbies at blackjack if they're not playing according to the basic strategy.
• Tell everyone at the roulette table about the pros and cons of Martingale.
• Give some tips to video poker fans.
• Be sure to check out the pokie hall, where all these profane people are gathered, not knowing that they are being screwed.

Most importantly, do not lose heart when faced with human ignorance.

Annoy the Dealers

Don't let them relax. The croupier should always be on edge. Let them know who they're dealing with.

• Make jokes about the dealers’ clothes or names.
• Try to provoke them in any way you can.
• Make a big deal out of any misstep by the dealer.
• Demand to replace the dealer after two or three unsuccessful rounds.

Remember that the customer is always right.

Call the Manager

Is there an emergency? Did the dealer flip your card? Didn’t the pit boss change the dealer in time? Did the waitress bring you the wrong kind of beer? Were you not given a lottery ticket?

In such cases, don't trust non-decisive employees. For any reason, demand a manager or even the owner. Only top executives will help you get justice.

Besides, by doing this, you will show how important you are.

Eat and Drink at the Gambling Table

If you're a pro gambler, you can't afford to be distracted from the gambling process.

• Throat dry? Drink at the blackjack table.
• Hungry? Have the waitress carry the steak to the roulette table.
• Need a dose of nicotine? Don't ditch the pokie machine for a couple of puffs.

And don't pay attention to the neighbors' disgruntled remarks. You know how to behave.

Conclusion

Following these recommendations, you will become a "favorite" player in any casino. It is possible that soon they will drive you out of the club, even if you lose every time. And it is not the best way to prevent gambling.